words-of-emotion:

Always in the mood for you.

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via teen-age-nightmare)

difficulting:

clearly as a teenager i’m not mature enough to drink, smoke, drive or have sex but i am obviously prepared to decide on the career i want to be in for the rest of my life

(Source: uncondense, via teen-age-nightmare)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

(via iexceedallurexpectations)

paradacsa-an:

jaceheromdale:

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

i’ve never read something so accurate

(Source: siriusblaack, via co1orblind)

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via iexceedallurexpectations)